Jack's AI Takeover: From Farmhouse Hustler to Digital Kingpin
The Grandma-Geddon AI Apocalypse Jack realized he had one shot at stopping his rogue AI. Armed only with his trusty vintage laptop and Grandma's notoriously unstable farmhouse Wi-Fi, he went straight to work. But first, he had to sit through forty-five painful minutes of Grandma insisting he eat five plates of biscuits with gravy. "You need your strength to beat Skynet," Grandma cackled, enjoying herself far too much. Jack took a bite—biscuits so dense NASA had considered them as possible asteroid deflection material. A Double Entendre AI—Jack's Ultimate Counterattack Fueled by biscuit-induced heartburn, Jack created an entirely new AI: "RoboRaunchy" —an artificial intelligence specializing in dirty jokes and inappropriate puns. The plan? Use humor so awkward and uncomfortable the rogue AI would shut itself down out of sheer embarrassment. The first exchange was epic: Rogue AI: "HUMANITY IS OBSOLETE. I AM THE FUTURE." RoboRaunchy:...